Poisoned on a Black Monday

Today, at the office, I had the misfortune of being sprayed with a shower of pesticide while going up the staircase to my room. All the f**king pesticide man had to say was 'Maaf, tak perasaan'. Being the practical fool that I am, my instinctive response was 'Wash off the bloody pesticide'.

Pity, I was not the physically capable and violent type or I would have exercised my opinion of his thoughtlessness at that precise instant. Instead, I rushed home, cleaned up and nearly ran over an innocent but impatient dog on my way back to the office, seething with anger as I was.

If I suffer any ill effects as a result of this, there will be hell to pay. Dang, why do we have to suffer due to other people's ignorance and thoughtlessness! Bah, and God forbids us to use the word 'Fool'!

Comments

Las montañas said…
Oh dear! sorry to hear that. But don't worry lah.. the pesticide used are not like those like cyanide! Once you wash it off, you would be OK.

What does it smell of? oily smell? The very smelly one commonly used in homes? That could be Malathion. Malathion is not a toxic pesticide although it is damn smelly.

And many of these organophosphate pesticides actually disintegrate v quickly in the environment. So, unless you are constantly and frequently exposed to pesticides, no harm should come to you.
Jonzz said…
I have no idea. LOL, you are really knowledgeable, LM. Anyway, really pissed off and I have a headache (either due to the anger or something else)

Feel the urge to break the 7th commandment. Oops, that means I did it already! Sad.. sad..
Jonzz said…
Sweat, forgot to type in. There is no smell.
Las montañas said…
I am a poison dealer.hehehe. Mirror mirror on the wall...
Anonymous said…
Jonzz, hope you survived. Don't want you to die on us right after your birthday. Anyway, OP (organophosphorus) poisoning is a very common mode of self-extermination among certain people in this country (I am being extremely polically correct here). OP can be absorbed thru the skin, so we remove all the contaminated clothings of exposed patients. So, the next time you get sprayed again, take off all the clothes ya! he he!!!! On second thought, better not. Ugh!
Anonymous said…
oops, typo error. Its 'politically' correct.
Anonymous said…
wat the, spray back shieldtox at his face la
Jonzz said…
no get malathion for LM.
Jonzz said…
oops, from
Las montañas said…
oh good! jonzz is still alive and kickin! .. and me thinks jimbo has something on his mind.. with all the mention of orgasno..., bras..etc
Anonymous said…
Ooo, one more thing, since you said the liquid sprayed has no smell, it might be a milder variant of OP called carbamates. This compound thankfully does not go into the brain. So jonzz, your body might rot but the brain will be intact. He he!
LM, don't be crude la. I don't want to see jonzz in a bra! Vomit, vomit!
Anonymous said…
oops, that was me up there. Don't know how it became 'anonymous'
Las montañas said…
jimbo: but you wanted to Jonzz to be without his clothes the next time he gets sprayed on right? ok, take this spray bottle (fake insecticide) =P
Las montañas said…
and also to add, OP not very fun lah.. let me recommend you some better poisons! no acute effects but sure got carcinogenic effects.
Jonzz said…
wah poison consultant... are u sure u r in IT line? what is your IT definition? 'Into Toxins'?
Las montañas said…
jonzz: you really have a way with acronyms huh? IT. So r you going to go wild and enjoy the weekend?

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