Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Shit! Poopoo!

*After consultation with several experts, the above title has been censored for reader consumption. LOL!


One of the greatest tortures must be having a major stomach ache and you're rushing home to the comfort and safety of your loo-vely toilet. Urgh... It's gonna be a long time before I eat at Seremban's famous grilled crab again...

10 comments:

Annie said...

LOL! Poor Jonzz.. doesn't the human body suck when it doesn't work right! I say look on the bright side, at least you weren't stuck in traffic.

(((Hugs)))

Annie
who understands because she's lactose intolerant

Jonzz said...

I was stuck on and off. 30 minutes is no laughing matter when the volcano's about the erupt, ha ha ha ha.

poohbearee said...

Seremban famous grilled crab....yum yum...
But hv not tried before.

At least you weren't stuck in a public bus.

Las montañas said...

I once got the wrong things into the gut and ended up throwing out everything in the car at the steering wheel.

I'll be very careful next time...never to eat cut fruits.

Thanks for the warning on seremban grilled ketams! hehehe.

If diarrhoea is bad, there is a pescription drug called Imodium (tradename).

Jonzz said...

lol, actually i never ate ketams, just plain noodles and kangkung with belachan.

DuZhai said...

Heh I wonder if we'd be rich if we invent an in-built toilet bowl right inside the seats. Or paper-thin pampers. Oh wait that's called underwear.

Annie said...

That's called GROSS duzhai! LOL!

ian said...

Oh Jon, it feels shit doesn't it?

Imagine the following all happening at the same time:

- Urging bowels
- Torrid heat from the sun
- Incessant honking from other drivers
- Not too far from home but the traffic makes it harder for you to reach sooner...

ARRGHHH.... I dare not even reminisce for too long! But fortunately enough, my wilpower was just sufficient enough to bring me to the toilet in time...

Jonzz said...

duzhai: if it's not gross, it's not duzhai.

annie: LOL, that's your shortest comment yet. You got seriously grossed out!

ian: LOL, some things are best NOT left to the imagination.

DuZhai said...

Haha. Hey I'm just trying to be productive!!!!! =(