Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Pothole Hell

Editor's Note: Ian! I've copied your stick figure style, gwa ha ha ha ha (evil laugh... oops it's back, one month expired liao)




First, they came from above, the haze to take our breath away. Cough... wheeze... hack...

Then came the rains. Ahhh, relief.. clear skies and clean air again. Cool weather to sleep. Hallelujah.

But then the rains wouldn't stop. Suddenly, a new menace appeared from beneath. Smooth roads sprouted multitudes of potholes like a bad case of acne. *Clunk* another car gets boobytrapped by a giant hole, neatly concealed within an innocent looking puddle. Another road looks like Wolverine had a bad hair day and sharpened his claws on the road.

Sigh, now I have to think of so many alternative routes for my daily use. Seremban's roads are terrible now. I have no idea about the other states. Is it the same elsewhere?

6 comments:

Las montañas said...

even the 'perfect' state down south also got portholes. On the main road just in front of my house. lucky we singaporeans know how to compren compren compren, and the porthole better gets fixed by today!

Annie said...

Yanno, it helps Jonzz if you stay off the sidewalks. Those bumps could possibly to little dogs or short people you're running over.

Potholes? That's what SHOCK ABSORBERS are for.. What the heck - you islanders got swimming pool holes on the road? sounds like you're out on the Amazon jungle dirt road.

Be careful cause it looks like your head fell out of the car there Jonzz.

Ianfluenza said...

Take the chopper!!!

Annie said...
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Annie said...

ooops.. made a major typo. Let's me rewrite.

Chopper? Oh, that's right Indiana Jonzz is afraid of flying or was it snakes? Pah!

Take the Bat Mobile!

Ianfluenza said...

Pay up your royalty fees man...

LOL!