The Car That Wouldn't Start

I left the office at five sharp today
No time to stop and chat
Stuffed my key into the ignition
And realized the stupid battery's flat

OMG, what could have happened?
I bought the battery just a month ago
Then I discovered I left the highlights on
On a bright hot afternoon, so soh-lou!

Thankfully, much help was available
Colleagues and students came to assist
We rolled my vehicle downhill
Stupid engine didn't give a piss

Argh! Forced to stop before the main road
But I did not swear or give a damn
There's always that last great resort
To call our mighty AAM

*As with all fairy tales and nursery rhymes, this story had a happy ending. Jonzz recharged his car home and arrived home in time for dinner. The end *

Comments

TZ said…
Dude, you go office so early... need to on the highlight :p
Jonzz said…
Got a lot of things on my mind after lunch. Didn't realize I turned on my headlights.
Unknown said…
Aiyo.. kesian. Thank God the battery was salvageable.
Las montaƱas said…
Did AAM come fast and do a great job?
These days, I think must drive with headlights on even during daytime.. lots of blind bats on the roads.
Jonzz said…
LM: AAM was pretty fast, 15/20 minutes.
[SK] said…
.. and your little poem actually rhymes!! haha :p
Anonymous said…
Thank God your car did not break down last week! HAHA.
team.warsurfer said…
Reply to Poohbearee: LOL!!!!
Jonzz said…
[SK]: What's that supposed to mean? It's a poem, right, HA HA HA HA

poohbearee: Thank goodness you didn't say that last week! HA HA HA HA

warsurfer: LOL!

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