A Compromising Position
8.55 am.
Great... I rushed all morning and I'm only five minutes early for church service. Guess I'd better hurry and get to the front before the congregation starts moving in.
I open the car door. As I was about to step out of the car, my pants nearly dropped down.
Great... I rushed all morning and I'm only five minutes early for church service. Guess I'd better hurry and get to the front before the congregation starts moving in.
I open the car door. As I was about to step out of the car, my pants nearly dropped down.
Oh Shit! I took the pair of pants with the broken clasp!
Okay, don't panic. Better examine my options fast:
Okay, do or die.
- Time check. I don't have enough time to go home, change and come back because I have to play guitar for singspiration at the start of the service.
- Risk check. I have to play guitar but I'm sitting down. Risk of exposure lessened.
- Equipment check. If I zip up tightly enough, my pants won't fall down. (Fingers crossed)
- Camouflage check. Since I don't tuck in my T-shirt, no one will notice anyway
Sigh, that was the most horrible 45 minutes and the worst playing I've ever played because half my attention was diverted to my pants. I quickly sneaked home after the offering was taken for my much needed change of clothes.
Sweat... note to self, must remember to repair pants a.s.a.p.
Comments
Glad nobody saw your 'bird bird'
Geez Jonzz, your diet must be working wonders if your pants are now falling down. Question: How come they didn't fall down when you walked from your house to your car? Very clever of the pants to give you that impression that you were "covered" and secured. We girls always keep safety pins in the glove box for such disasters.
Glad nobody noticed, or it would have been a nice show for the audience. I'll be there front row and center next Sunday.
"Repair pants"??? Should be mend pants?
Btw, did u lose weight? How is your diet?
kok hon *Gasp* You never heard of underwear? It's to keep the 'bird bird' in. What are you wearing? LOL!
LM *High Five*
Chinkinin Are you one of those 'commando' Asians? *wink*
wuching Nolar, they go commando everywhere last time. Last time where got other ppl to gossip, HA HA HA
Annie Hmm, I have contemplated your advice and I will procure a large size super safety pins to be kept in a belt pouch at all times. ROFL!
LM You want a safety pin?
just me LOL, somehow I can't associate church, loose pants and valentine's day together.
poohbearie Aiyo, PB, how to lose weight just by eating less for just 4 days. I'm not crash dieting lar. I know dieting doesn't work that way.
julee he he, Nope!
firehorse HA HA HA HA HA, That's a GREAT excuse NOT to lose weight, HA HA HA HA HA
zeroimpact Don't worry, I think we all want to forget those experiences if it happens.
mott: Noooo, not yet chow kong yet... That will be the day I stop going to church. Wakakakakakaka! Kidding