The Despair Of Dieting
I know you must be thinking
Why I'm in this sorry state
It started during shopping
In Terminal One after eight
I walked past the escalator
You know the mirrored wall
And saw my own silhouette
Oh gosh! I was appalled
Now filled with motivation
To rid this paunchly sight
I began this self torture regime
On that fateful Sunday night
Away with oily dinners
Stuff the golden fries
No more KFC and McDonalds
My lonely stomach cries
Nasi lemak for breakfast
No more! it is the past
My sweet and precious coffee
Oh God.. I don't think I'll last
Snacks, teas and suppers
I flush them down the drain
To get the perfect figure
3 meals only and healthy grain
Green tea and apples
Sounds like Dr Seuss' muse
They're now my breakfast diet
So please don't be confused
Ian tempts me with roast chicken
And tantalizing sirloin steak
Dang that cursed webcam
It's gonna make me break
Eat less during lunchtime
Make sure you halve the rice
Vegetables and fruits are good for you
Oh! what a bunch of lies
Oh deliver me from this suffering
My willpower's at an end
My body's in the office
BUT I WANT ROAST CHICKEN!
- by the Insane and Gluttoneous Jonzz -
Note: Lack of crispy carbohydrates andtantalizing seductive proteins has rendered Jonzz incapable of sensible ideas at the moment.
[Day 4: Delusional from Dieting]
Why I'm in this sorry state
It started during shopping
In Terminal One after eight
I walked past the escalator
You know the mirrored wall
And saw my own silhouette
Oh gosh! I was appalled
Now filled with motivation
To rid this paunchly sight
I began this self torture regime
On that fateful Sunday night
Away with oily dinners
Stuff the golden fries
No more KFC and McDonalds
My lonely stomach cries
Nasi lemak for breakfast
No more! it is the past
My sweet and precious coffee
Oh God.. I don't think I'll last
Snacks, teas and suppers
I flush them down the drain
To get the perfect figure
3 meals only and healthy grain
Green tea and apples
Sounds like Dr Seuss' muse
They're now my breakfast diet
So please don't be confused
Ian tempts me with roast chicken
And tantalizing sirloin steak
Dang that cursed webcam
It's gonna make me break
Eat less during lunchtime
Make sure you halve the rice
Vegetables and fruits are good for you
Oh! what a bunch of lies
Oh deliver me from this suffering
My willpower's at an end
My body's in the office
BUT I WANT ROAST CHICKEN!
- by the Insane and Gluttoneous Jonzz -
Note: Lack of crispy carbohydrates and
[Day 4: Delusional from Dieting]
Comments
Like what I told FH, you can continue to enjoy what you eat, but make sure you exercise and expend 2X the effort.
And don't lose weight too quickly, it will add a flap of skin to your tummy, and you'll be off to see bernard and to have a tummy tuck!
I can smell the aroma of freshly cooked Macdonald's french fries! and ohlalala, curried rice with nice yummy drumstick!
Here, have a cigarette, it'll suppress your appetite.. and if you dare cheat, then get yourself a tattoo everytime you cheat on your diet. That'll train you.
It's portions little brudder.. it's all about halfing the portions and Oh, sit-ups help too.
PIZZA!
my work is done...
>:)
I likey your poem lah. Not bad for a food deprived man! Hahahah...
Just stick to 3 balanced meal and you are fine. Roast chicken is fine leh. Just watch out for the excess carbo.
So much for the advice. I need to lose weight myself. My face feels like a pancake. *cry*
All the best to your diet. Head to the gym as well, pal.
chinkinin: Don't worry. I'm not starving myself.
firehorse: Gimme five!
LM: Augh, the tempter is here again! LOL, craving control first then exercise. LOL!
annie: I hear you, Annie! Sit ups... ouch!
me: Are you coveting ovens now, ME? LOL!
Wolfie: Hi Wolfie! Pizza delivery? LOL! Sure sure... extra cheese please!
Jomel: Don't worry. I'm just having meat cravings, LOL! Pain makes a man more poetic!
Kok Hon: mmmmmmm! and nachos too!
m5lvin: Roast chicken and milk? o.O Sounds really weird but then again... ROAST CHICKEN!
kyels: This is a long term thing.
poohbearie: Yay, she's back. ???Pancake face??? Why you say that of all things? I thought you're the health pro among us, with your marathons and all.
LM: LOL!
how about a nice medallion of roast prime beef dribbling all over with red wine sauce?
Yes, Jonzz, I am back to haunt u. kakakaka......
I do marathons but I dun look like one who do marathons lor :(
Weight reduction shouldn't be tedious. It could be enjoyable. May the force be with you.
WITH CHICKEN AND EXTRA CHEESE!